The Two Bobs episode 207 for Monday, March 6, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  
  • Rob enjoyed a Big Kahuna from Odd Side Ales. https://untappd.com/b/odd-side-ales-big-kahuna/2047935 
    
  • Robert took down a Sweet Baby Banana! From DuClaw. https://duclaw.com/beers/sweet-baby-banana/ 
    
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll eat your key lime pie. 
    
  
  
• Rob had a shitload of technical difficulties this week causing Robert’s shitty beer to get warm.
  
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS happened miraculously, much like this entire episode. Fuck you.
  
  • Florida Man® assaulted his brother with water for eating his key lime pie. “Key lime pie” is not a sexual euphemism, you sick bitch. https://bestlifeonline.com/news-florida-man-key-lime-pie/ 
    
  • A woman in Georgia drove her SUV into Popeye’s after they forgot her biscuits. Can’t really blame her. https://www.wjbf.com/news/crime-news/woman-behind-bars-after-allegedly-driving-suv-into-popeyes-building/ 
    
  • Florida Woman® attempted to cheat a urinalysis using soda and tap water. What’s more surprising is where she stashed the container. (Hint: It was in her vagina) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/urine-more-trouble-759380 
    
  • A California man called the police in Hollywood, Florida threatening to blow up the Hollywood sign. https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/21/dumb-criminal-threaten-blow-up-hollywood-sign-florida/ 
    
  • A former prostitute got a job at a sperm bank and got caught sampling the specimens. By “sampling the specimens” we were referring to her drinking cum. https://dailynewsreported.com/love-conquers/retired-prostitute-arrested-for-consuming-semen-samples-while-working-at-a-sperm-bank/ 
    
  
  

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