The Two Bobs Podcast

The Two Bobs Podcast

TTB120: Pubic Swirl

January 20, 2020

The Two Bobs episode 120 for Monday, January 20, 2020:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob sucked down a Cozy Blanket from Short’s.
* Robert enjoyed a Siren Noire from Heavy Seas.
* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll put bull stimulant in your coffee.

* We got a voicemail from a very special so many ways. It was poetic!
* Cheesecake Factory is releasing ice cream made from actual cheesecake. We could feel our arteries constricting just talking about it.
* This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you want to crawl back up into your mother’s uterus.

* Gwyneth Paltrow released a vagina-scented candle and it sold out. We’re assuming the buyers were all middle-aged men who thought the candles were actually made from Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina.
* This whackjob beat her boyfriend up for leaving her dog out in the rain. We wonder if he knows Finnigan...
* Florida police responded after a neighbor reported hearing someone screaming “Let me out!” It was Gwyneth Paltrow trapped inside her vagina candle factory. Kidding!
* A man south of the border was hospitalized after suffering a three-day erection for taking bull stimulants.
* Have you ever gotten your dick stuck in a metal pipe? Well, if you’ve been considering fucking one you should consider listening to this story.
* Have you ever gotten frostbite on your dick? Well, if you’ve been thinking about fucking a snowman you should consider listening to this story.

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