The Two Bobs episode 120 for Monday, January 20, 2020: * What are The Bobs drinking? * Rob sucked down a Cozy Blanket from Short’s. https://www.shortsbrewing.com/beers/cozyblanket/ * Robert enjoyed a Siren Noire from Heavy Seas. https://www.hsbeer.com/brews * Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll put bull stimulant in your coffee. * We got a voicemail from a very special listener...in so many ways. It was poetic! * Cheesecake Factory is releasing ice cream made from actual cheesecake. We could feel our arteries constricting just talking about it. https://www.delish.com/food-news/a30515425/cheesecake-factory-ice-cream-line/ * This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you want to crawl back up into your mother’s uterus. * Gwyneth Paltrow released a vagina-scented candle and it sold out. We’re assuming the buyers were all middle-aged men who thought the candles were actually made from Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-vagina-scented-candle * This whackjob beat her boyfriend up for leaving her dog out in the rain. We wonder if he knows Finnigan... https://idahonews.com/news/local/oregon-woman-punches-boyfriend-in-the-face-twice-for-leaving-dog-in-the-rain * Florida police responded after a neighbor reported hearing someone screaming “Let me out!” It was Gwyneth Paltrow trapped inside her vagina candle factory. Kidding! https://apnews.com/1ceb50398e70c70ecde9be56ef8a2d34 * A man south of the border was hospitalized after suffering a three-day erection for taking bull stimulants. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-suffers-three-day-erection-21271951 * Have you ever gotten your dick stuck in a metal pipe? Well, if you’ve been considering fucking one you should consider listening to this story. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7885173/Mans-penis-ROTS-gets-stuck-metal-pipe-five-days.html * Have you ever gotten frostbite on your dick? Well, if you’ve been thinking about fucking a snowman you should consider listening to this story. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/minnesota-man-suffers-extreme-frostbite-to-genitals-after-drunken-sex-with-snowman-he-mistook-for-ex-wife/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: * Follow us on