The Two Bobs episode 118 for Monday, December 9 or 10 (calendars are hard), 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob sucked down a Northern Hawk Owl from Right Brain. https://www.rightbrainbrewery.com
* Robert enjoyed an Eagle Aye-P-A from Six Bears & A Goat. https://www.6bgbrewingco.com/on-tap
* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll crash your midget sex party.

* The latest fab diet, which does nothing to help you lose weight or live a healthier lifestyle, is definitely something we can get behind. https://people.com/food/taco-cleanse-we-tried-it/
* This week’s CRAZY NEWS will be like that time you got blackout drunk, ate an entire large pizza, then spent the next day blowing up a Bob Evan’s restroom.

* Breaking into someone’s house is obviously acceptable behavior but stealing pizza ingredients should be punishable by death. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/12/03/why-stranger-pink-swiping-pizza-ingredients-my-house/4295683002/
* Woman provides discount orthodontics out of her home. Don’t worry, she’s not licensed but she has teeth herself (that counts for something, right?) and she does house calls. https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2019/12/03/botched-braces-dentists-concerned-about-womans-facebook-ad-for-at-home-orthodontics/
* An elderly couple is arrested for performing sexual acts on each other in public. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/elderly-encounter-281750
* A masturbating man punches his accuser after refusing to put his snake back in its cage. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-masturbating-man-punches-accuser-say-cops-20191129-nfiyy6d5kbbrxabeayg7uqq64u-story.html
* A Canadian asshole (also known as “A Canadian”) is arrested for throwing buckets of shit on people. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/laurenstrapagiel/toronto-poop-bucket-attacks
* 71 are arrested after a sex party involving midgets, emus and a “fountain of sperm” is raided, proving that some things are just too good to be true. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/san-francisco-police-interrupts-sex-party-involving-midgets-emus-and-a-fountain-of-sperm-71-arrests/

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