The Two Bobs episode 73 for Monday, August 13, 2018:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob made love to a Toasted Marshmallow Milkshake Stout by Rochester Mills. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/2346/206331/
* Robert took his Burning River Pale Ale by Great Lakes out on a date and never called. Fucking dirtbag... https://www.greatlakesbrewing.com/burning-river
* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll hack into your Tinder account and swipe right on every snake we come across.

* If you thought the Tide Pods Challenge was the best way to go viral by killing yourself you clearly haven’t experienced the Boiling Water Challenge. It’s only a matter of time until the Cutting Your Own Dick Off Challenge becomes the next big thing so you better douse yourself with scalding hot water now. Don’t forget to hit record first; skin melts really fast. http://www.viralthread.com/idiots-are-actually-pouring-boiling-water-on-themselves-in-new-hot-water-challenge/
* Lots of CRAZY NEWS! You know the drill by now. Shut up.

* Women who has been whoring herself around the afterlife has fallen in love with a ghost and plans to have its children. https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/06/woman-who-is-in-love-with-a-ghost-now-wants-to-have-babies-with-him-7805479/
* Just in case your ghost lover doesn’t cut it try banging a snake. This sick fucker sure did! https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/08/man-facing-jail-downloading-snake-porn-7812357/
* Two elderly men escaped from a nursing home to attend the world’s largest heavy metal festival. They eventually got caught. Apparently one of the men didn’t have his hospital gown tied up in the back and his wrinkled ass was showing. https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2018/08/06/elderly-men-escape-nursing-home-attend-heavy-metal-festival/
* An Amish man from Michigan uses a horse and buggy to give rides around town. It’s like he’s an Amish Uber, minus everything that would make him an actual Uber driver. https://wwmt.com/news/local/amish-man-starts-uber-ride-service-with-his-horse-and-buggy
* Apparently Trump isn’t the only one spewing shit out of his mouth. At least this guy stays off of Twitter and doesn’t look like a rotted pumpkin that’s been pistol whipped. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/british-man-suffering-from-rare-medical-condition-can-only-defecate-through-his-mouth/

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