The Two Bobs episode 72 for Monday, August 6, 2018:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Pineapple Sculpin from Ballast Point. https://www.ballastpoint.com/beer/pineapple-sculpin/
* Robert slurped down a TropiCannon Citrus IPA from Heavy Seas. http://www.hsbeer.com/brews/brew/VuhdKSUAAMkLNmtt
* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’re are gonna tong your ass. You’d probably like that though, you sick son of a bitch.

* We welcomed yet another addition to our little dysfunctional podcast family.
* According to the CDC you’re not supposed to reuse condoms. This is exactly why Robert uses latex gloves. You can use those five times, although the CDC has yet to make an official statement. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/carolinekee/dont-wash-reuse-condoms-cdc-warns
* Speaking of condoms, have you never seen a squirrel eating jizz out of one? Today is your lucky day! https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/squirrel-eating-condom-video_us_5b44edb9e4b048036ea32eae
* We have CRAZY NEWS spewing out of our ear holes this week! At least we think it’s crazy news. It smells like cotton candy mixed with Pine-Sol.

* A man was arrested for doing jumping jacks at a McDonald’s in Nashville. It may also be worth mentioning that he was in the women’s restroom and had his dick hanging out. http://www.wlox.com/story/38776652/man-arrested
* Urine makes an excellent organic fire suppressant. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-45018213
* A man robs a hamburger joint with tongs. We’re not sure which is worse: someone using tongs as a weapon or restaurant employs feeling threatened by someone robbing them with tongs. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/man-tries-robbing-a-whataburger-with-a-pair-of-tongs
* A spider causes a rollover accident. At least it wasn’t tongs. Those things are dreadful... https://www.wwlp.com/news/local-news/hampshire-county/3-injured-after-rollover-on-ashley-st-in-granby-caused-by-spider/1336398658
* A vegan lion tamer gets in trouble after feeding his animals only carrots. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/vegan-lion-tamer-arrested-for-feeding-his-animals-only-carrots/We

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