The Two Bobs episode 71 for Monday, July 30, 2018:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob made a much better drink choice this week and enjoyed a Morning Nightcap from Arcadia Ales.http://arcadiaales.com/beer/morning-nightcap/
* Robert enjoyed a Wells Sticky Toffee Pudding from Charles Wells. https://stkillian.com/beers/charles-wells/
* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or you’ll be stabbed by an armless man.

* Amazon is selling a shower curtain liner for device-addicted millennials. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B075HG56QH/
* A fuck ton of CRAZY NEWS this week because we can! Suck it.

* A homeless man with no arms from—you guessed it—Florida stabbed a tourist. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/11/homeless-man-no-arms-stabbed-tourist-florida-police-say/777235002/
* A “model” with a 6-foot butt adds more booty to achieve the world’s biggest ass. Sir Mix-A-Lot couldn’t be happier. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/718011/Natasha-Crown-model-six-foot-wide-bum-world-s-biggest-backside-video
* A man at Planet Fitness takes the term “judgment free zone” way too seriously and is arrested for working out naked. Hopefully they sanitized the equipment afterward. https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2018/07/23/police-mass-man-arrested-for-working-out-naked-at-planet-fitness-thought-it-was-judgement-free-zone.
* A cat is elected mayor of a town in Northern Michigan. Rob takes no ownership whatsoever of anything that happens up there. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2018/07/25/michigan-omena-village-cat-mayor/832131002/
* An idiot teenager has her gallbladder removed and blames it on large amounts of Hot Cheetos and Takis. https://mashable.com/2018/07/24/teen-eats-too-many-takis-and-hot-cheetos/
* An Indiana woman is arrested for stealing 165 of her neighbors’ plants and lawn ornaments. Prosecutors are seeking the death penalty. http://wsbt.com/news/local/charges-filed-against-woman-accused-of-stealing-165-plants-lawn-ornaments-from-area-homes

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