The Two Bobs episode 70 for Monday, July 23, 2018:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob choked down a third of a Necromangocon by B. Nektar Meadery. It tasted like a combination of mango, honey and old urine that’s been baking in the sun. http://www.bnektar.com/brews/necro-mango-con/
* Robert had better luck with his Wake Up Dead Imperial Stout from Left Hand Brewing Co. http://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/wake-up-dead-stout/
* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll have your veterinarian give you a sex change.

* Robert’s vendetta against straws is finally gaining some ground. Thanks, Starbucks! Coke addicts everywhere are losing their shit and buying up all of the world’s straws (not really but you get the joke...unless you’re an idiot. You probably don’t get it).
* Lay’s is released some new regional flavors. Russia’s “Murdered Anti-Government News Editor” flavor sounds like it will be a hit!
* Lots of CRAZY NEWS this week! You can pay us back later. Expect a phone call from an unlisted number at a time of our choosing.

* One of Robert’s neighbors called the police after being fouled during a basketball game. This supports Rob’s opinion that all Virginians are sissies. http://amp.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/virginia-man-calls-cops-after-being-fouled-in-basketball-game-witnesses-say
* A couple high on bath salts is charged with firing a gun at “alien lasers”. https://www.centredaily.com/news/local/crime/article214197619.html
* A shirtless man disguised at Vladimir Putin sticks dildos to the giant bull statue on Wall Street and rides it. There is literally nothing else that needs to be said here. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bull-vladimir-putin-sex-toys_us_5b4e717ee4b0de86f487d3b8
* Real men get their genitals surgically removed. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/tattoo-addict-genitals-removed-because-12943696
* A transsexual woman sues her veterinarian over a botched sex change operation. Who’s a good boy? She’s a good boy! https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/transsexual-woman-sues-veterinarian-for-250000-after-botched-sex-change-operation/

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