The Two Bobs episode 67 for Monday, June 25, 2018:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Jake’s Vanilla Bean Porter by Paw Paw Brewing Co. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/24745/103950/
* Robert took down a Dragons & YumYums by Dogfish Head. https://www.dogfish.com/brewery/beer/dragons-yumyums
* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or don’t be upset if you take a unexpected sausage to the face.

* The Bobs got a voicemail from who appears to be a relative of Scary Caller. It wasn’t exactly complimentary so clearly the guy is insane and the whole thing is fake news. Thanks (but no thanks) for calling!
* So there’s a home beer dispenser. Imagine a Keurig for beer if you can mentally handle such a task. Most of our listeners are idiots. https://www.digitaltrends.com/home/krups-sub-home-beer-dispenser/

* Check out participating breweries and discover your taste in beer! https://www.hopsy.beer/breweries

* The Bobs debated the value of stock email signatures. Robert doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about. In all fairness, Rob writes the show notes.
* The Bobs have a lot of catching up to do after being off the past couple of weeks so they’re giving you five CRAZY NEWS stories! Try not to let your little pea brain implode.

* Move over Proactiv! Dog piss is here to give you the skin you’ve been craving ever since being spat out from your mother’s vagina! Apparently it also cures cancer. It actually doesn’t do anything of that. This horrid bitch seems to think it does though. https://www.unilad.co.uk/animals/woman-drinks-her-dogs-urine-and-claims-it-has-cleared-her-acne/
* In a real life Hannibal Lecter type of situation a guy serves up his amputated foot to his friends in the form of taco meat. It’s utterly disgusting. These guys should seriously end up on the other side of Trump’s wall. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/gykmn7/legal-ethical-cannibalism-human-meat-tacos-reddit-wtf
* A Phillies fan takes a sausage to the eye. That’s pretty typical for a Phillies fan though. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kathy-mcvay-hot-dog-cannon-phillies-phanatic_us_5b2c1e25e4b00295f15ac439
* A teacher is arrested for stapling a student’s mouth shut. That’s what the little fucker gets for being a jerk. We mean, child abuse isn’t a laughing matter (especially if you can’t laugh because your mouth is stapled shut). https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/teacher-arrested-for-stapling-a-loudmouth-students-lips-shut/
* A Minnesota mayor retires after four years on the job. Residents are upset because he’s been the best mayor the city has ever seen. Oh, and he’s a dog.