The Two Bobs Podcast episode 64 for Monday, May 21, 2018:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob tried a twist on one of his favorite beers, a Bavarian Cream Vanilla Java Porter by Atwater Brewery, and was only slightly disappointed. https://untappd.comb/atwater-brewery-bavarian-cream-vanilla-java-porter/2382265
* Robert enjoyed a Tiramisu Stout by Steam Bell Beer Works. http://www.steambell.beer
* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or you’ll wake up one morning covered in manure...People manure...You’ll be covered in shit.
* See all the beers we've had on the show on our What Are We Drinking? page.

* The Bobs discuss cutting the cord (the electric kind, not the umbilical kind, you sick fucker).
* The Yanny vs. Laurel thing happened and the whole world lost its mind. The Bobs discuss it in detail because it’s trending and they need listeners.
* It’s so hard to say goodbye...unless you hate the person. In that case why not send them off with brownies laced with laxatives? Nothing says “don’t let the door hit you in your ass on your way out” better than a full day of blowing up the toilet.
* Don’t forget to check out The Bobs’ friends over at Jake & Tom Conquer the World! http://drunkendorkpodcast.libsyn.com
* Four CRAZY NEWS stories this week. Fun game idea: Pick the most fucked up story and reenact it with your family.

* A California man breaks into an office building and does the most logical thing possible: break-danced directly in front of the security camera. The name of that particular number is “Don’t Drop the Soap”. http://www.kxan.com/news/crime/video-thief-caught-dancing-on-security-camera/1178298315
* Indiana is a pretty lame place to live so it’s no wonder this fucktard decided to drive his riding lawnmower all over town while intoxicated. https://patch.com/indiana/noblesville/man-arrested-driving-lawn-mower-drunk-mowing-persons-grass
* This Canadian basket case, upset over being denied access to a Tim Horton’s restroom, shits on the floor and pelts it at restaurant employees. At least she wiped herself off afterward. After all, he IS a lady. http://theprovince.com/news/local-news/woman-detained-after-feces-flinging-incident-at-langley-tim-hortons
* An Illinois lottery winner is arrested after having over $200,000 worth of manure dumped on his lawn. Shit. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/lottery-winner-arrested-for-dumping-200000-of-manure-on-ex-boss-lawn/

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