The Two Bobs episode 59 for Monday, April 9, 2018:

* Usual garbled mess of a show start. Otherwise it just wouldn’t be an episode of TTB!
* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Milkshake Stout by Rochester Mills. http://m.beercos.com/year-round-beers.php

* It paired nicely with an Oreo Cookie brownie that Kellie made. Contrary to anything that Robert said it was NOT burnt. Robert is just stupid and doesn’t know any better.

* Robert slurped down a Thick Mint Stout by Southern Tier. http://www.stbcbeer.com/beer/thick-mint/
* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or you’re uninvited to the next lesbian wedding at your local Walmart.

* The Bobs finally bested that worthless skank Alexa. TTB is now playing on your Echo device so gather your family around and listen!
* The Bobs discuss the similarities and differences between raising kids and puppies. Hint: One shits on the floor a lot more.
* Science has finally proven what we all already knew: Consuming large amounts of pasta leads to weight loss. The Bobs immediately started diets consisting of only pasta, coffee and beer.  http://www.newsweek.com/pasta-weight-loss-869178
* TWO doses of CRAZY NEWS because it’s been a busy week in the world. It has nothing to do with you so get over yourself.

* Kirkland makes lots of things from batteries to chicken tenders to pants to laundry soap. Few people know that Kirkland also makes beer. Why is that? Because it sucks ass. This guy in California—who is admittedly inebriated—loves Costco’s in-house Kirkland Light beer so much that he decided to film commercial for it. This is hard-hitting shit, folks. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/randy-colpek-costco-beer_us_5ac529b7e4b09ef3b2431f59
* Our friends over at World News Daily Report brought us a riveting story of a morgue employee who was mistakenly cremated while napping on the job. How this didn’t make national headlines is crazy. The Bobs smell a coverup involving Facebook, Russians and that pornstar Trump slept with. http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/morgue-employee-cremated-by-mistake-while-taking-a-nap/

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