The Two Bobs episode 302 for Monday, January 12, 2026:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Flying Buffalo Root Beer Float from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/QB4MX
  • Robert nursed an Airing of Grievances from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/qe1Vd
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your ex’s car and tell police it was you.
• We talked about the Lions and Packers, and the fact that the Bears still suck.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS needs Greenland, for defensive purposes.
  • Florida Man® took his clothes off, naturally, and robbed a meat market. https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/florida-man-arrested-robbing-meat-market-naked-b2891921.html
  • Another Florida Man®, while working as a Salvation Army bell ringer, attacked a Publix manager with the tripod from his donation kettle. It appears this one kept his clothes on. https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-steven-scott-pavlik-salvation-army-bell-ringer-attacks-publix-stuart-manager-in-martin-county/
  • A Kentucky man watched his ex give birth, then stole her car from the hospital parking lot. https://townflex.com/man-watches-ex-give-birth-then-allegedly-drives-off-in-her-car-from-hospital/
  • Yet another Florida Man® is suing Outback Steakhouse after a restroom toilet shattered beneath him. We were just as surprised as you were….that people still eat at Outback Steakhouse. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/12/26/central-florida-man-sues-outback-steakhouse-says-toilet-shattered-beneath-him/
  • A recent—and totally legitimate—study found that 93% of murders are solved by the consulting the victim’s pet parrot. https://theonion.com/study-finds-93-of-murders-solved-by-consulting-victims-pet-parrot/

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