The Two Bobs episode 293 for Monday, October 20, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Pumpkin Patch Ale from Rogue. https://untp.beer/363e295a84
  • Robert had an Apple Crumble Brown Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/b0zGx
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’ll get a drive-by cheeseburgering.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS negotiated a ceasefire between Albania Pangea. You’re welcome.
  • Florida Man® punched his father for kicking his hooker out of the house. https://coralspringstalk.com/coral-springs-domestic-violence-arrest-father-assault-57215
  • Kim Kardashian just released a line of pubic hair thongs. https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2025/10/15/kim-kardashian-skims-faux-hair-thongs/86703768007/
  • Florida Man® was arrested for committing a drive-by cheeseburging. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/cheeseburger-in-paradise-287013
  • A Dairy Queen blizzard helped end an armed standoff in Washington. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/blizzard/blizzard-standoff-745390
  • Therapists recommend treating people like shit if you’re having a bad day. https://theonion.com/therapists-recommend-treating-people-like-shit-if-you-r-1829600886/