The Two Bobs episode 224 for Monday, August 21, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  
  • Rob enjoyed a Slushy XXL Fluffer Nutter Swirl from 450 North. https://untp.beer/vw059
    
  • Robert nursed a Caramel Pumking from Southern Tier. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/caramel-imperial-ale/
    
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send our attack hawk after you. 
    
  
  
• Robert had an interesting dream. There are no words. 
  
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS puts Robert’s dream to shame. Just kidding! No it doesn’t.
  
  • A supermarket was evacuated due to fear that male shoppers would suffer from permanent erections. Shortly after, buses full of male nursing home residents showed up. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12392833/Supermarket-closed-fears-male-shoppers-suffer-permanent-erections-Spider-bite-cause-bizarre-reaction-men-sparks-evacuation.html
    
  • A woman went on a Tinder date completely naked. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-goes-tinder-date-completely-30665274
    
    • Here’s a better article because the one we used was shit. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5386985/Model-goes-Tinder-date-wearing-BODY-PAINT.html
      
    
    
  • A guy caught stealing bicycle accessories told police “I’m not good at shoplifting.” http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/dont-succeed-817039
    
  • A woman in Texas claims a snake fell on her arm before being attacked by a hawk. https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/houston-texas/article/texas-woman-hawk-snake-attack-18283626.php
    
  • A woman embarrassed by her husband’s truck nuts strapped his actual nuts to his truck and drove off. https://dailynewsreported.com/love-conquers/embarrassed-by-her-husbands-truck-nuts-wife-ties-rope-to-his-nuts-and-truck-driving-off-with-his-balls/
    
  
  

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