Two Bumbling Idiots

Two Bumbling Idiots


Latest Episodes

EP 81: Scott LoBaido Uncensored and Unedited
September 08, 2019

Table of Nonsense: The Staten Island Patriot himself, Scott LoBaido, joins John and Chris to discuss Politics!  We NEVER do politics, but the statement was made many episodes ago: If Scott comes to the studio, we will deviate from the Rule.  This is Scot.

Throwback EP. 6: "Modern Day Acceptable Prostitution"
September 01, 2019

THROWBACK TO AN EPISODE WHERE WE FIND OUT HOW MANY GIRLS GET SPONSORED TO TRAVEL THE WORLD AND GET PAID TO BE FILLED UP LIKE A SPERM BANK   New Episodes Return 9/9/19

Throwback EP. 5: "Some really EF'D up Hollywood Sex Scandal"
August 25, 2019

THROWBACK TO AN EPISODE WHERE A 17 YEAR OLD DUDE BANGS A OLDER LADY, GOES BROKE, THEN CLAIMS HE WAS RAPED.... HAD THIS TAKEN PLACE IN NEW YORK CITY THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN LEGAL.    New Episodes Return 9/9/19

Throwback EP. 4: "Shave your anus and learn how to chew your meat"
August 18, 2019

THROWBACK TO AN EPISODE WHERE YOU FIND OUT THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF A HAIRLESS ARSEHOLE & A TERRIFIC STORY ABOUT JENSEN OUR DEAR FRIEND WHO ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH ON ONE FOOT OF UNCHEWED MEAT.    New Episodes Return 9/9/19

Throwback EP. 1: "Where It All Began"
July 28, 2019

THROWBACK TO THE VERY FIRST EPISODE OF TWO BUMBLING IDIOTS New Episodes Return 9/9/19

EP 80: "X-Men, More Mental Masturbation, and our Hiatus"
July 07, 2019

Table of Nonsense: 0:00 - X-MEN The Animated Series 1:00 - Two Bumbling Idiots Hiatus  5:30 - X-MEN!!!!! 11:00 - John’s course on Mental Masturbation 15:40 - Chris’s course on Mental Masturbation 30:00 - John’s Personal Finance Reports.. How much money d.

EP 79: "Monahan, Mike The Stuntman & Zen Masturbation"
June 30, 2019

Table of Nonsense: 0:00 - Elysium 1:30 - Monahan breaks his rib on a woman 3:00 - Mike the stuntman 7:30 - Attack Animals and Meth Heads 11:00 - Bad service  15:00 - Mike’s Godzilla ebay battle 18:00 - The anxiety of car sale negotiations 27:00 - Sirius .

EP 78: "Prostitution, FaceTune and Basketball Beyonce"
June 19, 2019

Table Of Nonsense:   0:00 - Pulp Fiction 2:15 - Let’s talk about Chris’s underwear.. and why he should buy shinesty 8:00 - Chris’s contact dermatitis recap…. Hot water isn’t hot enough 10:00 - John hasn’t used deodorant in 10 years..  what does he use in.

EP 77: "Batman, Bane & Bulimia"
June 10, 2019

Table Of Nonsense: 0:00 - Forgetting Sarah Marshall 3:00 - The Thrill 6:00 - Jason Segel’s penis 9:00 - John does dirty things with Diane Sawyer & Barbara Walters 11:45 - Taking you as low as you go 12:30 - Hiiieeeeee… Biieeeeeee 15:00 - Cheating 17:45 -.

EP 76: "Game of Thrones, Game of Endings, take your pick"
June 02, 2019

Table Of Nonsense: 0:00 - Skyfall 3:00 - Remember AOL “Proggies” 6:00 - NEW STRAND OF HERPES 10:00 - Pack to glorious progs 13:00 - SPOILERS: Game Of Thrones Ending 14:45 - Chris drops magnificent wisdom 18:45 - All of John’s alternate GOT endings that a.