It's gaudy! It's glittery! It's...weirdly horny! It's Flash Gordon, the 1980 space opera about a football hero, a mad scientist, and a travel agent who get shot into space, battle evil and problematic racial stereotypes and save Earth from bad weather, al

We’ve returned from our unplanned summer break to bring you the disturbing notion that your appliances (some of them) are alive (depending on whether they have cords, maybe?) and have emotions and are always, always watching you. Thank your phone for br

Do you like taking unnecessary risks and hate Nazis? Then you’re going to love this movie. Strap on your ill-gotten jet pack and blast off with us as we discuss The Rocketeer.

What is the perfect movie, and why is it a PG-rated, candy-coated late '80s musical-slash-sex comedy starring Oscar-winning actress and almost-Olympian Geena Davis entertaining Jeff Goldblum, Damon Wayans, and Jim Carrey as horny fur-covered aliens who cr

Sail away with us as we dive into the wet and wild disaster that is Waterworld. From babies with back tattoos to pirates on jet skis to Kevin Costner drinking his own urine, this movie has it all, yet, regrettably, also has nothing you want.

It's our 69th episode, so we're making it a sexy one as we discuss one of the most erotic Robin Hoods ever committed to celluloid, second only to the smokeshow that is Disney's fox version. Everything we do, we do it for you as we discuss Robin Hood: Prin

In challenging times, true heroes emerge to fight for our freedom, and sometimes those heroes are traumatized teens who are alarmingly good at shooting commies with rocket launchers. Join us in our socially distanced bunkers as we discuss Red Dawn.

This episode comes to you from the Before Time, when we felt bold enough to make predictions about the coming weeks that turned out to be not that far off. So while you're stuck at home, don't read any spellbooks you find out loud, because you might end u

Social distancing may be our new reality, but as least we're not as socially distanced as the protagonists of this week's movie: Dennis Quaid and a genderfluid lizard alien who are marooned for years on a desolate planet until one of them dies in childbir

We're hurtling through space and into the mouth of madness for a 1979 sci-fi adventure featuring Anthony Perkins, a deranged starship captain, and a whole bunch of baffling robots. We have a lot of questions as we get sucked into The Black Hole.