There has been a “recount” in the ‘Taint Week / Seal Watch vote. What are the questions you should ask yourself before setting up an Only Fans? What are Tom’s thoughts on dating someone with kids?

It’s Taint Week!  Join Tom Kelly as he goes Seal Watching at Jones Beach, Long Island.  Tom corrects an ornithological mistake pointed out by a listener.  Plus What is Taint Week?  And some clever rev

Tom Kelly gets the BEST PARKING SPOT in all of Long Island.  Plus Tom  creates a magical moment for a boy with a metal detector and fights off two dog wielding Karens to save a flock of Piping Plovers

From the back of a CVS parking lot, Tom discusses the mispronounciation and crazy news that is driving him crazy! Show Links: Best Brownies Ever:

Tom fights FOMO, goes to Detroit, has a date cancel on him last minute. Oh, and the world is falling apart.

Adam Wade is a storyteller with 2 albums who has won 20 Moth Story Slams. He teaches story telling at the Magnet theater. He has been heard on NPR and seen on HBO’s Girls and Inside Amy Schumer. Adam

Diane Macedo is an ABC News anchor and former insomniac.  In her new book The Sleep Fix: Practical, Proven, and Surprising Solutions for Insomnia, Snoring, Shift Work, and More, Diane provides a user-

Jen Glantz became a media sensation by becoming a professional bridesmaid and has transformed that odd job into a six figure career. Jen Glantz has also become an expert on odd jobs. Show Notes: Jen’s

Loren Raye of the Nonsense and Nostalgia podcast talks with Tom about Chris Cuomo, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Hover Hands!  Not in that order . . . quickly before she runs to get a booster shot.

Loren Raye of the Nonsense and Nostalgia podcast, talks with Tom Kelly about the need for Booster Shots and the whether Mall Santas are creepier than Mall Easter Bunnies.