"THE CHINESE ARE COMING!!!" In episode 3 (insert Illuminati triangle emoji) of TFT, Daveø and Yemi discuss the upcoming war with China and enlighten the masses about America's efforts to postpone its inevitable enslavement to the Red Dragon for as long as possible.

Currency manipulation, smartphone factories, man-made islands, supercomputers, fake Gucci bags, trillion dollar debts, sacrificial pawns, reproductive regulation, sleeper cell Chinese food, and a secret space gun. TFT dig into the story behind World War 3 before it's even happened.

Help us, Donald Trump, you're our only hope.