“She sweet, but she thirsts for flesh”

In which we check in with the crew for a quick update on when they last masturbated during these weird, weird times. Self care is very important. 

When did the Throbbers last masturbate?

This will be short. (Or will it?)

Sissel

Last time she masturbated was the week prior to this recording, while on vacation with her family in a cabin. It was a bit awkward, like being back in high school.

Quick Sex Toy Aside

While at the cabin her mother discovered a cock ring, a Pure Romance brand cock ring, that the owner (likely) left behind in a drawer. Her mom brought it out to ask Sissel and her brother if they knew what it was. Both of them claimed they did not recognize the bright, purple sex toy. Sissel thinks her brother probably didn’t know, but could be wrong.

One day she might tell her mother what she actually found, but that is not today.

Quick Fisting Aside

Once upon a time Lucy’s family was at a Mexican restaurant, casually discussing Fifty Shades of Grey, and her mother asked what fisting was… as their waiter stood there. #awkward

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But back to the when the Throbbers masturbated…

Sissel was wearing some stiff, real denim, shorts. They rubbed the right way, ya know what we’re saying? Then she got bored, then sleepy, then she decided to “take a nap” which really just became masturbation. Then there was the added complication of wanting to read erotica with bad internet and her family being in the other room. Great times.

Did Lucy Masturbate?

Lucy

Lucy is joined this episode by…Lucy? Her new cat is named Lucifer, aka Lucy. Hope that’s cleared it up.

She masturbates a lot less these quarantine days. But coincidentally she was feeling it just the day before this recording. It was an economical, to-the-point experience. With toys.

Another Aside: Sex Toy Edition

Toys make things go faster, but a good old fashioned fingering sesh is sometimes very nice. And when do you have more time for a leisurely fingering sesh than on vacation? Even if having toys on vacation would be nice… despite the fear of someone discovering a vibrating toy in your luggage.

TSA is probably very un-excited about your vibrator. Though Gina posits that the TSA could play a fun game of Vibrator Presidency (…Supremacy?) (Though a vibrator for a President would be preferable to our current president. Vibrators make everyone happy!)

Hannah

Hannah

Hannah did masturbate last week, but she does often go quite a while without masturbating. And then she has a several-day-long spree. But then after a couple days, she starts to become too sensitive and the last time was one of the days where she really wanted to masturbate but it didn’t feel that good but she just had to power through. (Apparently.)

Hannah thought she’d masturbate more when she moved out of her parents, but even now, she’ll have these dreams in which she cock bl...