“This weekend my parents were gone so it was special vibrator occasion.”

In which we discuss the wondrous world of sex toys! Rabbits and butt plugs and g-spots oh my!

Sex Toy References

In this fun episode we featured our favorite astral projection, Lucy, by taping her via phone onto the wall. It looked very janky and made us laugh.

We would like to begin this podcast by honoring our fallen warriors: The vibrators and sex toys that have perished in the line of duty. A moment for them. Rest in peace.

The impetus for this episode was Hannah’s recent loss of the most important part of her vibrator, the rabbit bit. Hannah was also a short lived but extremely successful Pure Romance consultant. For those who don’t know it’s a pyramid scheme, but it has some positives! Masturbation friendly, sex positive, and women only, so it’s a very comfortable experience for women to explore their sexuality!

Hannah was excited about being her own boss … until she realized how much work it was. She quit.

We are not sponsored by Pure Romance … but that doesn’t mean we would say no to an offer