"Sex just makes me uncomfortable, I don't need it narrated"

In which, we bombard Maisie with in-depth and personal questions in this quickie. Join us on this light sexual truth hazing quest!

Meet Maisie!

Disclaimer: We are all able-bodied, cisgendered white women. We know our background and experiences only cover a percentage of those around us which is why we want to supplement this with guest speakers, research, and you. If you have opinions and experiences you'd like to share we would love to hear it! If, however, you just want to spew hate at us then we can't stop you but instead we invite you to suck our collective clitorises. Hater. This podcast also contains mature sexual themes and swearing. No, clitoris isn't a swear word.

Quickie References

Telenovelas | The Simpsons | Thought Catalogue | Monty Python

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA8rcLvS1BY
but also: Urban Dictionary Definition of Champagne Shower

https://emmilinne.tumblr.com/post/148723112146
Also Fred Weasley Maisie's Perfect Character Specimen