“Swollmate”

“Friends… but on steroids… with cats!”
“A savage of cats”
“A swoll of bros”
“A parade of gays”
“A ballsack of supremacists”
“I think that trump supporters have 70-80% of America’s skin flaps. Superfluous skin folds and cockles.”
“My butt writes just as good of jokes as Louis CK”
“You’ve never gripped a thing until you’ve had two thumbs on one hand”