“It’s a big shame-wreath around your butt-traffic”

The only spermazoa [sic] of opinion that make it through to the egg that is Trump are the strongest, nicest opinions”
“Like bringing the mountain to Mohammed, they’re actually going to carve a mountain into Trump’s face”
“Don’t be an ostentatious urban”
“I don’t buy the science that Mitch McConnell has a face”