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Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are back doing that thing they do – talking about Ellen Degeneres and what’s been going on during quarantine! 
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Intro, Outro and Criminy River music composed by Aaron Cotler. 
Mixed and Produced by Candice Chetta.
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Timestamps:
Music: 00:00:00-00:00:26
Intro/Patreon: 00:00:23-00:02:50
In The Current: 00:02:51-00:16:43
Criminy River: 00:16:44-00:22:18
Ad: 00:22:19-00:23:25
Strug Boat: 00:23:26-00:39:21
Music/Outro: 00:38:11-00:38:46
Resources:
How Did Ellen Become One Of The Biggest Villains of 2020
Ellen’s Crew Is Furious Over Poor Communication About Their Job Security
Ellen Films Weird Intro After It Comes Out That She Cut Her Crews Salaries
Ellen Asks People What They’ll Do After Quarantine