It's Thanksgiving week, and we are grateful for you! Kevin and Jason are simply filled with gratitude for our listeners and for the chance to share our show with you! Don't worry, though; we aren't so thankful that we forgot to find something fucked-up for you this week. In fact, in honor of Thanksgiving, we are diving headfirst into the weird, craven event that's the real reason for the season: Black Friday. Every year, millions of Americans compete in our very own version of the Hunger Games, violently vying for the last Xbox or flat-screen TV, and often coming up with nothing but scars to show for it. Good luck this year, and may the odds be ever in your favor!