The Absurdists

The Absurdists


Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza: Unraveling the Mandela Effect

December 10, 2024

Have you ever been absolutely certain about a famous movie line, a song lyric, or a TV show moment—only to find out you remembered it all wrong? On this week’s Absurdist Show, Mary Murphy and Marlo Anderson dive deep into the curious world of the Mandela Effect, where collective false memories leave us questioning everything we thought we knew.


From Star Wars and its iconic “Luke, I am your father” (spoiler: that’s not the line) to the Monopoly Man’s missing monocle and Forrest Gump’s subtle phrasing tweak, Mary and Marlo uncover the most shocking Mandela Effect moments that have fooled us for decades. Whether it’s Mr. Rogers, The A-Team, or even Queen’s “We Are the Champions”, no corner of pop culture is safe from misremembered history.


And it doesn’t stop there. Marlo shares hilarious stories, including a whistle-blowing scam-busting escapade and insights into Star Trek history, while Mary challenges our understanding of classics like Casablanca and Risky Business (wait… Tom Cruise didn’t wear sunglasses?!).


To top it off, prepare for a good laugh as the pair share the most absurdly misheard song lyrics—because “Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza” just might become your new favorite version of Elton John’s classic.



Key Highlights of the Show:


  1. The surprising truth behind the Mandela Effect.
  2. Famous lines from Star Wars, Star Trek, and Silence of the Lambs—what was actually said?
  3. The truth about Shaggy’s missing Adam’s apple in Scooby-Doo.
  4. Marlo’s encounter with William Shatner and cheddar cheese (you’ll never see Star Trek the same again).
  5. Misheard lyrics that will have you rolling, including Bon Jovi’s “naked or not.”

Tune in for one of the most entertaining and enlightening episodes yet—just be ready to have your memories shattered!


Listen Now and find out: Are you experiencing the Mandela Effect too?