Ho-Ho-Hooooo nooooo... Santa is such a bad guy in this first-person story of Saint Nick ruining the life of an 18 year old girl Gavin adopts a voice so scummy he can't keep it up for entire sentences. It gets weird, folks. Of course, you realized...

We return to the Molly Coddles well for another delightfully wacked-out story with inventive language. This time Gavin brings Jackie along for the ride as they review a story of corporate ladder-climbing and farting... lots of farting. Story: Office...

Stan picks the perfect time to join the show for his first one-on-one review with Gavin: A story so oddly-written they stumble across trans issues handled more ham-fistedly than the infamous April's Fool.  Story: Online Game - Sarah Serene...

In honor of one of the more emotionally-stressful holidays ever, here's a wonderfully fun tingler from the one, the only, Chuck Tingle! Join Gavin (and Jackie over a phone from a remote location) in reviewing this brilliant little piece for a bonus...

Join Sam and Gavin as they review one of the most self-centered protagonists they've come across. It's got twins, it's got DP, it's got more em-dashes than you can shake a stick at -- and it's disappointingly light on Thanksgiving content for a story...

Join Gavin and Sam (and Jackie as a bystander) as they celebrate No Shave November by reviewing a story all about shaving. It's a second-person story that claims it's written in first person. Also its attempts at depicting a D/S relationship feel like...

Join Gavin and Grace as they try to describe the first story they've encountered that was so poorly written they couldn't actually finish it. What was supposed to be a fun sci-fi romp quickly turns into a rambling story told by a toddler high on...

When a hypnotherapist encounters a patient haunted by a menacingly sexual spinoff of the Slenderman, things get spooky (and occasionally sexy). Join scare-hunters Gavin and Jackie as they crack open this genuinly creepy horror story and find some...

The spooks keep on coming as Halloween month nears its climax and we review a g-g-ghost story! Join Gavin and Jackie and they review a piece in which an intrepid ghost hunter tries to get to the bottom of a sex ghost haunting a B&B, only to find...

In which Jackie and I talk about four books we're not reviewing. Several are dumb, one we just got bored of while reviewing, it's a big mystery as to what grabs our attention sometimes.  Also don't forget dem sweet Audible ads, I'll keep doing...