Mistaken for gay, camping in the wind, capitalizing on a suicide, a kid hit in the face, Drake Bell being a tease, Lizzo calls it quits, a two-headed wife, the FBI is at your door, trans visibility da

I lose the National Puzzling Championship, peeing outside, the Madame Web fakeout, guns for illegal aliens, squatters' rights, an excessive free speech warning from Canada, nuclear disarmament consult

A meat intervention, the TikTok ban, Sean and Maddox go on a double date, The TENT Partnership program for refugees, the Yaira trailer, murder clearance rates, fat witches and weight journey spells, D

Sean breaks dozens of golf clubs, Karl's "Queer Kids Stuff" show, puzzle practice, Bible questions, Ralph drives a man into $500k in debt, more secret Maddox recordings, falling aid in Gaza, the Joe R

Depictions of simulated tobacco use, Big Everything, getting out of a $200 carnival, hidden Maddox tapes are released, the city counsil slayer, "Aronofsky's Pi", Scrabble words that are not allowed, m

A fat woman orders a Lyft,Milei balances the budget, female cops dancing and using doors as target practice, Reddit's smug Terminator robots, Google's history, Australian Jews threaten the entire wor

Sean's dog comes over, Vinnie and Karl from the Creep-Off call in and play a Vaush game, Maddox makes schizo Valentine's Day cards, a cop filps out over an acorn, a trust in media survey, Ebony Alerts

A better Putin interview, a guy steals iPhones, lots of Mexicans in the snow Trap Daddy calls in and it's not what you think it is, a reparations lady, The Superbowl over abortions, Gina Carano's stup

Horse-Man is here to save the day, Amazon ships tiny-houses for millenials to die in, Miss Plus America, a fat woman interviews Maddox, Love on the Spectrum, Florida outlaws science, immigrants, what'

The Mona Lisa is disrespected, Title IX defenders, The Stochastic Terrorism Bookfair, neo-cervix screenings, the world's largest penis, Vince McMahon is super MeToo'ed, China makes driving safer, Disn