Once again I get no credit, an illegal shower, a fat women crashes a scooter, a man throws up in a trash can, a tax on temporarily embarrassed billionaires, someone's girlfriend's sister has huge cans

Lizzo works out, a man has a long distance relationship, evil grocery stores finally get what's coming to them, Maddox sees a psychiatrist and talks about it for some insane reason, promise rings, hat

Sean's kidney stone, I sink a boat, a woman break dancer gets a zero, the UK police start extraditing thought criminals, Susan Wojcicki goes to hell, Kurt Cobain "unalives" himself, a man thinks about

Sean has kidney stones, Carl Spitale in studio, lady boxers, men can have babies, race wars, bad dads, and the OnlyFans class action lawsuit; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Joe Biden quits the Presidential race because of his donkey brains, a lady sings the national anthem drunk, EBT shopping for junk food, a Midwest "lifestyle" afficianado has some advice, a lady carrie

Trump is almost assassinated, women ruined the secret service, a smoke detector goes off in the LBC, a dead animal washes up at the beach, a listener goes to a "lifestyle" party, firemen break a car f

The Dodgers have an vtuber night, a woman burns down an apartment building, I hate my new weight bench, liberals have messed up a plan, throwing LEGOs away, Maddox contacts the SEC, a guy dumps his gf

Shooting dice in hipster prison, coyotes break my hot water, the bodycam footage of Riley's arrest is released, gay dads leave a newborn in a car, Maddox misses a joke, getting the army numbers up, an

My Sonichu medallion has a pube in it, a lady parks her car for 7 minutes, there are no seats at the Japanese fair, Murrlogic calls in and talks about pooping in his pants and his foster care point sy

Eric July siccs the cops on Mint Salad, Alex Jones' studio is plundered by the feds, more aircraft problems, children deface a gay Pride flag with motorized hate scooters, Maddox takes a compliment, "