Throw on another yule log and gather round the fire

For a new Constant episode is about to transpire

It's a holiday one, though it contains little joy

About a con named Christmas and his terrible ploy

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Music by:
Blue Dot Sessions
Lee Rosevere
Kevin MacLeod