The Action Shelf

Latest Episodes
Raven
John & Michael face off against 1996’s “Raven.” Listen to them discuss needless sex scenes, how the audience should feel about Burt Reynolds, the non sense twist ending, and so much more.
Line Of Duty
John & Michael face off against 2019’s “Line Of Duty.” Listen to them discuss the film’s view of cops, Ben McKenzie’s accent, the absolutely unbearable journalist characters, and so much more.
The Ultimate Weapon
John & Michael face off against 1998’s “The Ultimate Weapon.” Listen to them discuss Hulk watching his daughter strip, how landmines work, the creepy sidekick character, and so much more.
Future Kick
John & Michael face off against 1991’s “Future Kick.” Listen to them discuss the extreme lack of kicking, how much of this movie is stripping scenes, the absolutely unacceptable ending, and so much more.
Hitman's Run
John & Michael face off against 1999’s “Hitman’s Run.” Listen to them discuss Eric Robert’s mullet, the worst FBI agents, an invincible henchman, and so much more.
Truth & Justice (w/ Devon Roberts)
John, Michael, and guest Devon Roberts face off against “Truth & Justice.” Listen to them discuss the surprising lack of preachiness, white suburban kids playing gang members, awkward pastor flirting, and so much more.
Jiu Jitsu (w/Donovan Eilert)
John, Michael, and guest Donovan Eilert face off against 2020’s “Jiu Jitsu.” Listen to them discuss the lack of Jiu Jitsu, Nicolas Cage’s insane performance, pointless POV shots, and so much more.
Death Force
John & Michael face off against 1978's “Death Force.” listen to them discuss samurai training, merciless mob killings, that bonkers ending, and so much more.