It’s moments after the attack and the girls have wasted no time disposing of the body and we are really starting to question Misty’s Babysitting Course. Alive or dead should […]

This episode is jam packed! The teenagers are still going buck wild, no pun intended. Nat and Travis are trying to bang, but Travis’s misogyny keeps killing his boner. Jackie […]

Brown chicken, brown cow. If the cabin’s a’rocking, don’t come a’knocking. These hormonal teens all seem to find time to get naked while starving to death. Lottie may not be […]

This is how we do it! Do what, you ask? Well, this is how the Yellowjackets perform their rendition of The Exorcist, how Coach sweet talks Misty into not murdering […]

What do Clif bars, Jello, and misogyny have in common? This episode! We ponder what song do you sing to help you poo and get a peek into one of […]

Welcome to the convenient plot point episode. Stranded in the woods? Here’s a cabin! Suspect your hubby of having an affair? Have a flirty boy appear at the hotel you’re […]

Back in the 90’s, the plane has gone down, but Misty’s value has gone up. For the first time ever she’s HBIC and she is not giving that power up. […]

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the girls from “The Facts of Life” were in an “Alive” type situation and then went full “Lord of the […]

It’s the holidays, which means some of us are going away on tropical vacations and the rest of us are stuck in the arctic tundra. It also means we didn’t […]

It’s the end of days on Crockett Island after Easter Vigil Mass turned into a bloodbath. Ali reconsiders his betrayal, Father Paul tries to make up for lost time, and […]