Surprise! We’re actually back back this time. Tonia is here to spill all the tea on how she kidnapped Tonka. It’s a scene straight out of a Dateline reenactment. Complete with a decomposed, headless chimp corpse; questionable county assessor/embezzler/auction enthusiast; and the worst wig in the history of all the Party City franchises. We also meet Jamie, who gives us the story of Buck, another domesticated chimp who died tragically. She tells this all while installing a sex swing, because Eric Goode is a gosh darn cinematic artist. You want to listen to this one.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”