We’re back! Hard as we try we just can’t quit this wretched show. So quick recap: It’s New Year’s Eve and Megan and Isabella are on a mission to clear their reputations. This all culminates into some light BDSM, video taped confessions and at least a dozen trips to the sheriff’s office. We have so many questions. What is up with Lily? Why is she simultaneously 9 and 35? Why is Megan’s lawyer still returning her calls? What is Ned’s door code and why does the entire town know it? Come along with us as we try to determine if Luke’s ribs are actually sharp enough to cut that rope.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”