Copyright, L. Bleidner

Biden's idiot codes Codes they use when the ship is on fire/sinking Codes waiters use to tell you which dish sux Codes for STDs The difference between films and movies Why morons love indust

12 year-old Larry discovers magic in the Catskill mountains A tornado wrecks Larry's work Crickets - God's gift to the lonely How to turn a kid into a psycho with a phone app If you listen to

How to beat the next wave of Covid terrorists Larry discovers paradise in Pennsylvania Why alphabet agencies are dweeb depots STADIUM SEX - the new celebutard distraction R.I.D. - the magic wa

Why BIDEN should be in jail and EL CHAPO should be POTUS Our dishonest, boring life scripts Larry spys on a job interview Why US Govt is world's largest DRUG CARTEL Why Larry killed his TV - a

REVEALED! Larry's new address! A rough road trip How Larry would make USA roads the safest on Earth Moose in dire straits What's the worst highway in America? Larry's close call with a tract

Boob-bouncing contest at a sushi joint Larry rings RING's bell Why Obama is a punk Larry fires his insurance company Terminating Commie politicians - with MIND MISSILES Why the Bud Lite boyc

How L.A. was destroyed Does Larry miss L.A.? Are Californians more stupid? Larry's Indiana Jones moment Where is Larry located now? The 3rd world architecture coming to your town Larry's f

Larry punks famous talk-show host - repeatedly! Kommiefornia's "Hate Hotline" Why Commies try to criminalize anger How cell phones killed the prank call Why Commies would label J.C. "a hater"

SLAVE-SUMERS and their bizarre social contract How "vendors" became "providers" Why Larry hates boutique coffee joints A repairman "reports" Larry to Sears Your script when stopped by cops A