Hitch a ride with Larry in his Christmas Time Machine ♦ Meet Larry’s Magic Blue Star ♦ 39-18-33 = Barbie’s measurements = Larry’s first pointy crush ♦ Why knives can be better than guns ♦ Larry’s secret Christmas place you’ll never...

You’ve never heard the REAL story behind Christmas… until now.

The BEST places to meet women (and there’s no cover charge!) ♥ HOW to talk to women ♥ How to filter out the bad ones ♥ Chick magnets that work ♥ Where to find the right girl for you ♥ Common mistakes to avoid ♥ If you heed the advice in...

Mental health tips from Charles Manson ■ Elon Musk’s success secret, revealed ■ How to navigate the family Thanksgiving minefield ■ Reality is a demon, and he’s out to screw up your holidays ■ Why car and wine companies are to blame for...

From Lust to Gluttony, how far can you go? ♦ What is moral relativism and why is it crap? ♦ How can pride be a sin? ♦ What’s the difference between wrath and anger? Which one is good for you? ♦ Which is the group sin – and the deadliest?...

Bullshitters I have known ■ Why do people bullshit? ■ Good responses for bullshit ■ Where do most bullshitters live? ■ What do bullshitters drive? ■ The fake it ‘til you make it mentality ■ What is the salvage economy and why...

When you finally flip out, will it be like a champ or a chump? Here are the pro tips you need.

The Pope says JC’s physical body was never resurrected. Them’s fightin’ words.

What Larry learned from the Middleweight champion of the world ♦ How a jelly-bean jar can help you select the right mate ♦ The secret strategy that wins most battles ♦ Can a name change change your life? ♦ How a pointy chick Larry never even...

The sickest serial killers you never heard of ▲ What happens when a psycho calls his girlfriend “Ma”▲ Why sex in a van = death ▲ How Halloween went from Charlie Brown’s Great Pumpkin to gorn ▲ The 21st century calisthenics that cause...