Will listening to this podcast be enough to stop the huge beast? Will the miracle be granted? Or will it be yet another of man's puny efforts to oppose this irresistible force of ancient nature? Probably that last one. But, don't be sad. Down a few pints

In a distant room, you can hear the haunting sounds of music. As you approach the source, you gasp in horror as you see the hand that plays the piano is completely dismembered. Now, this might seem shocking but you haven't experienced anything until you'v

You have received a transmission of unknown origin. The course of your journey has been interrupted for three hours in the darkness of space, in which no one can hear you scream. Your special order is to return with our commentary on 1979's Alien. All oth

Sometimes, it really does take a mob of sexually assaultive sea monsters to bring a community together. And group action is what your handsome hosts are all about as they foster their own twisted brand of awareness for 1980's Humanoids from the Deep. List

High atop the icy mountain peaks, the tentacled terror awaits you. Given the circumstances, there isn't much time to descend the face of that terrible cliff. But, you do have an hour or two to spare for a breath of fresh air known as 1958's The Crawling E

Right now, he's out there. Watching, waiting. Don't look... he'll see you. Don't move... he'll hear you. Don't breathe... just listen carefully as Matt and Jason give it to you straight at their fireside chat on 1981's The Burning. Deep in the forest, you

We like pretty girls. We only kill pretty girls. And that's why only a couple of ladykillers like Matt and Jason could bring you the sanguinary saga of 1964's Blood and Black Lace. So, slip on your murder mask and meet us on the catwalk as we parade movie

The funeral is about to begin. Never mind the scurrying creatures and flying weaponized spheres. Just bow your head and hang on tight as Matt and Jason open the portal to 1979's Phantasm. You might think that when you die, you go to Heaven, but you'll act

Sometimes, you just have to get your lovin' where you can. And Matt and Jason really get out their grave digging shovels for 1964's The Tomb of Ligeia. Prepare for a mindless sort of madness as your handsome hosts exhume movie background, natural lighting

Teleportation can have some odd side effects. You might start sprouting strange hairs or even acquire the ability to climb all over the walls. If these and other symptoms persist, you should listen immediately to our helpful commentary on 1986's The Fly.