I don't know what to do on a comedy news show when the news is always so bad. Anyway... here's today's show. Some bad language. -   -  

Max goes on a Joe Rogan type tirade about Laura Dern's age in Jurassic Park. - Thank you to our sponsor Arby's new Wagyu Steakhouse Burgers.

The Beauty News episode.

Goood morning Kansas City. New Take and Bake and Old Alexander Graham Bell.

The 2000s are trendy again and what Fast Food restaurants are doing with all the money they made during the pandemic. -  

Goooood morning Kansas City.

Goood Morning Kansas City! News you can't use and I should have silenced my phone this morning. - Thank you to our sponsor, Moose Brothers Pizza. -   -  

A farewell to ALF and Hot Takes. - Thanks to our sponsors Victor and Anne!

Max and Co-host ALF talk about abortion and they read Max's pilot episode of his ALF reboot.

Terrible news today, luckily my co-host ALF is still here.