Star Spangled Eurovision
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Sisters and Misters
In honor of Womens History Month (and mostly as a happy coincidence), the gang give their takes on Czechias paean to Slavic sisterhood, as well as the entries from Estonia and Latvia (only one of wh
My Pronouns are She / Queen of the Kings
Join Max, Alix, and Bart as they give their hot takes on this years Eurovision entries from Ireland, Slovenia, Norway, and Spain! Whose boy band shtick do we like better? Is Norway as camp as usual?
Is it a Song This Time?
Welcome to season SIX (!!!) of Star Spangled Eurovision! Were starting off the season by giving our hot takes on the songs from Ukraine, Albania, and Belgium. Will Ukraine live up to its high Eurovis
The Italian Job: A Eurovision 2022 Debrief
Were back from Turin and we have lots of thoughts and fond memories of Eurovision 2022! Listen in and hear what we thought of this years contest, from our favorite moments to some things that didnt
The Annual Star Spangled Eurovision Preview Show!
We made it to Eurovision week! Who will qualify for the Grand Final, and whos going to win the whole thing? More importantly, who won our Star Spangled Jury?!?! Join us as we make some probably incor
A Bot Wrote This Episode
Were finally at our last batch of songs for this years Eurovision Song Contest! Join the gang as they give their takes on the entries from Portugal, Azerbaijan, Austria, and Armenia. Is Pia Maria r
Mortal Sad Girl Kombat
Pick your fighter for the ultimate Sad Girl Showdown! Who will come out on top? Tune in this week as the gang give their hot takes on the Eurovision entries from Belgium, Greece, Sweden, and Iceland a
Space Men Do Cry
This week, join the gang as they give their takes on this years Eurovision entries from Switzerland, Georgia, Cyprus, and the UK! Do boys really cry? Which song actually takes us up to space? Tune in
Dancing with the Devil (in Turin)
This week, the gang is relieved that they finally get some up-tempo songs! Join us as we give our hot takes on this years Eurovision entries from Denmark, Romania, France, and Serbia. Songs featured:
Can you Jezebelieve This Sh*t?
This week, the gang take on the Eurovision entries from Finland, the Netherlands, Montenegro, and Germany! Which sad-ass song do we love/hate most this week? Tune in and find out! Songs featured: The





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