Topics include:

* Assessing the Mariners' haul at the trade deadline.
* Prognosticating just how long it will take the Mariners to get to Astros-level proficiency.
* Do we have a Yusei Kikuchi problem?
* www.baseballtradevalues.com
* Why in God's name does the NL not have a DH?
* Ex-Mariners of the Week
* Handing out the Dave Sims' Fedora and Yellow Hydros of the Week