On October 16, 1992 the coastal elites of Hollywood were getting the flyover states wistful.

On October 9, 1992 the villain from The Crow tried to hurt America.

On October 2, 1992 Al Pacino took a great dump.

On September 25, 1992 Daniel Day-Lewis felt the heat around the corner.

On September 18, 1992 Martin Short couldn't even shower right.

On September 18, 1992 a compliment for us was a compliment for you.

On September 11, 1992 Stephen Tobolowsky pounded breasts.

On August 28, 1992 Sarah Jessica Parker crawled so Demi Moore could run.

On August 21, 1992 an idiot left Catherine Zeta-Jones for something less glorious.

On August 14, 1992 everyone wanted the Bridget Fonda mushroom cut.