Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 503 of the podcast that should by this time just know better.

This week: soft start; ice cream treats; on-brand expansion; dishonest cereals; the Cheerios test; mermaid heaven; pushing the limits; sexy cereals; space junk; adult fantasy; references aren’t jokes; adult cartoons; voyage into the past; childhood debris; dire theatre; narrow escape; space race; basement luxury; sneaky kids; sleep cheats; home improvements; impending church; hard to read; super names; true Rudd; Tile Tales™; Dork Shadows – Medium Cool; love a snadwich; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; normal man; child stars; the hive mind; natty chipatis; elaborate grilled cheese; and, finally, crazy parade madness.

Question of the Week: What is a healthy meal you love?Sub-question of the Week: What city or country is not your home, but feels like home?

Thanks for listening.

A small taste of the madness that is the Stromness Shopping Week Fancy Dress Parade!

Er…bit of an unfortunate thumbnail there, folks, but you get the idea. (The sad part are the empty shops behind the parade, which tells you all you need to know about the unfortunate state of retail everywhere in the world.)