This time around why don’t we head out to the woods, leaving all our cares, children and good judgement about not petting bears behind us for 1974’s The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams.

Join Jason Dedrick, Eric Fell and Vicky Van as they cast judgement on the host who suggested this movie, and get ready to leave with more unanswered questions than a David Lynch marathon.

The hosts enjoy the only beverage the film had in it: spring water. Want to make it? Here’s how:

• Abandon your daughter
  
  
• Find a spring
  
  
• Wrestle any animals or people you find nearby
  
  
• Enjoy the water from the spring
  

They also had some nuts and berries. If you want some… I don’t know… Climb a tree and befriend a squirrel?

Look, this film was a lot of work to watch. Don’t believe us? Here it is:

They also made up a drink based on the hit film. Wait, really? A hit? How?

Anyway here’s Hair of the Beard that Bit You:

• Steep some green tea – ideally Guyokuro
  
  
• Add honey
  
  
• Add 1 oz bourbon (or more – whatever it takes to get through this)
  
  
• Enjoy!
  

The producer’s wife said it was like a hot toddy and needed more honey. (This was the fault of the producer.)

Produced by Ian Boothby
Edited by Vicky Van
Theme song by Chris Roberts