In which our heroes try to keep it about the holiday, and fail miserably.

In which our heroes decide to let it ride.

In which our heroes ramble about what went wrong.

In which our heroes confront the civic perils of making a porno, debate the innocence of youth, discuss the responsibilities of parenthood, witness the genesis of a northern superhero team, and try to unravel the mystery of one boy's vestigal gills.

In which our heroes get political, war the world, and await the annual arrival of Odin.

In which our heroes race with the devil, question a non-singing moon-walker, and make contact with the most aloof alien in the galaxy.

In which one of our heroes cheats certain death, and the other one is Kevin.

In which our heroes are joined by their friend Herb.

In which our heroes accost a rocker in the cereal aisle, get unruly on a plane, fear the wrath of a pent-up Paul Bunyan, and go to the movies.

In which our heroes dream of private tutoring, catalogue questionable laws, survive a star cros't love affair, rally against lawn art, and unwittingly seduce a funny-book merchant.