Skittles have no color and that seems to be ruffling some feathers, there’s a little reminiscing to be done over country crossover music, and Scooter’s game is surprisingly difficult.

The gang delves into current occupations of some famous voices from yesteryear, political commentary from a dumbass, and the surprise return of an old favorite.

If you could go to school in the nude, would you? Also, which celebrity’s gay rumors enrage Scooter? And what’s going on with those flashing lights in the White House? Save Save

Why is Matt so upset with a certain Swedish furniture store? What is a Squirty Worm and where did Scooter’s dad get trapped? Find out on this week’s episode!

Roseanne AND Will & Grace are returning so we decide to do a little throwback ourselves and talk hanky codes. Plus: Matt has a good cry at the happiest place on earth. Save

Scott, Kate, and Matt are back from their whirlwind weekend in the Windy City and they have some ideas on what you can do w/ your early remains after you croak.

Aretha Franklin is sending disgruntled faxes, Matt & Scooter have become trappers, and FLOTUS is pen-pallin’ with a Baywatch babe. It’s official: America is great again.

Spring is in the air and creeping crud is all over Matt & Scooter. Actually, it’s poison ivy and they are miserable. Scott Baio is miserable too- but that’s because of the poison spewing forth from his face hole. Also, it’s tim[...]

Matt thinks maybe he & Scooter should have had a prenup, we have toilet brush tips, and Kate has a rant about the postal service. It’s a SKAMcast, bitches!

Full disclosure: this episode was recorded before the blessed giraffe event occurred. But we have a new theme song!