It may be the holiest of drinking days but we’re all business. Scott joins the fun for a game show and we discover why a bottle of booze is called a fifth. How did we not know this already?

Kate’s going to sing an original parody song- whether we like it or not. At least we have crazy Uncle Pat to as a political pundit. Or is it pundint?

Have you ever known someone who actually used that ProActiv stuff that Bieber and Jessica Simpson advertise? It’s just a random question that’s stuck in Kate’s craw. Meanwhile Matt is rather excited about a product that sucks.

Kate’s the bra-less yin to Matt’s grumpy yang today and we’re talking Pi Day. Do you prefer a winter pie or a summer pie? Speaking of savory pie, Matt has tried a new pizza-pie joint in the ShoNo and he has a review. Also, what has[...]

Does Kate’s level of humor have a direct relationship with her posture? And what does a Granny who writes to Heloise do with excess moisture?

Matt’s luck with fortune cookies hasn’t been very fortunate lately. Let’s see if he fares better with a Scooter game!