Matt and Scooter had a cultural outing. Kate couldn’t be bothered.

Matt has a new favorite show, Kate has a holiday gift idea, and Scooter’s shoes are staying on always!

Alexa, Big Mama, and Big Daddy.

Presents, pretzel pizza, and Pyramid

Delicious cocktails, the Staten Island ferry, and Mary Steenburgen.

Tailgating, auction drama, and further proof that there’s a war on women.

Slick deals, hostage balances, and Mexican food rewards.

Find out what Scooter’s been doing while he was away. As you might imagine, we have a lot to say about the current state of affairs. At least there’s bacon that’s benevolent.

Scooter is *still* away. Mario Kart, Reply All, and pill bottles with our friend Ryan who also used to be on the radio.

Food, jury duty, and more food.