Chuck E. Cheese wants to kill your kids, Google employees you can(t) trust, a new way to Tweet, Rudolph has lost his voice, and even less room for your ass in coach?

Lady Gaga night at the VMAs, J-Lo signs on to Idol, Zuckerberg the douchebag, John Mayer says "Goodbye, Twitter", 'Halo, Reach'es for your wallet.

Drink your way thin...Man tries to break into Paris Hilton...Last week, eggs, this week, meat...Who needs viruses when we have iTunes users...Johnson & Johnson wants to hurt you.

When good eggs go bad...Did WikiLeaks founder get all 'rape-y'?...Twitter goes Gaga...Fantasia wants to die...One billion devices on the Interwebs.

An iPhone for Verizon.  Your iPod is on fire...literally.  FOX News viewers are really old.  Ex-Mexican Prez Fox says "It's time for drugs!"  And a dating site for cherries.

Get an electric jolt from a $40,000 Volt...the Top 10 complaints of whiny consumers...men and women have stopped sleeping together...and what in the Hell is on Jon Stewart's face!?

Military documents take a leak all over the Web...Lindsay's cryin' (again)...Mark David Chapman is set to dance for the parole board...and a 16-floor fall inconveniences Super Boy.

A deadly fungus strikes, Guiness falls victim to SAW, the ‘Black Box’ inventor is dead, a wedding with rotting corpses and would you like some roadkill with that beer?

It's Death On Parade! A deadly fungus...Guiness falls victim to SAW...the 'Black Box' inventor is dead...a wedding with rotting corpses...and would you like some roadkill with that beer?

How much damage can a blog REALLY do, REALLY…Is Mel Gibson being extorted?…Facebook celebrates 500 millionth “user”…the most watched video on YouTube…and the worst kind of Elvis memorabilia.