In anticipation of the 2008 Olympics, we get a preview of advancements in zoology from China. A Vietnamese immigrant pitches his spawn off a Mississippi bridge courtesy of Wackerle. A couple of Hell's Kitchen crack-heads attempt to cash a social security

Antiques Roadshow...Abortion Instrument Edition! Pedo-necro-degeneracy! Broasted babies! Man invites cops over for a girl-b-cue! Listener email.

SW records this one on New Year's Eve, and we recap the X-mas Tiger Miracle. Dee has a story about the Ultimate Prank Call. Wackerle has one about a pedo-yard-sale. Listener has one about Mortal Kombat for Kids. We review some of the calls to the SW-Drun

The EXTRA-SPECIAL 50th Episode is here! D. and Lance talk about their own personal experiences with Johnny Law and getting arrested. D's sister and her boyfriend Jer describe a much funnier time when Jer got hauled into 'The Rock' in Las Vegas. Also, D.

Iran done gone crazy (again). A Fresno man kills his boss' (i.e., cougar) husband by drowning him in a barrel of acid. A San Jose drug dealer gives serves up some GHB in a sippy-cup, which is now known as a play-date rape cocktail. A couple fail to notic

A treatise on public transit. D's story questions the wisdom of Good Samaratinism. Lance finds a sickly, fat, homeless loser who managed to murder 23 people. A Listener sends in one about a battered and scotch-taped Russian husband. More listener email.

D. and Lance seem to be obsessed with Brittany's mudflaps. Some pigs in India dine partake of some child-vindaloo. A New York-state cop gets in deep trouble for eating poo. Another fine example of motherhood 'nukes' her baby. Also, 'How to Argue with a C

Some 17-year-old douche invents a better drug-test, proving himself worthly of countless future beatings. A skinhead goes on a rampage involving patio furniture in Texas. A homeless mother can't hold her liquor or her baby in New York. Midwesterners have

Lance is back from his testicular rotation and D. saw a dwarven hooker while he was gone. A trailer-park spinster's pre-natal kidnapping attempt. The worst uncle's inner beast makes him a poor baby-sitter. A naked Bay Area man gets creative when carrying

In Special Hour-long Episode 44, Wackerle is on vacation so D. Simon invites some special guests on the show to teach the Sick and Wrong listening audience about the world's oldest profession. Listen to an exclusive interview with a pimp named Enterprise