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Sex
In which our heroes talk about their clumsy sexual experiences, star-fishing, webbed toes and pulling teeth.
Apocalypses
In which our heroes calculate their survival rate for several apocalypses. To no ones surprise, it's zero.
Time Travel
In which our heroes acquire the keys to the delorean but can't make it go faster than 87mph.
Robots
In which our heroes inadvertently provide the inspiration for our robo-slaves to rebel and rise up against us.
Animal Kingdom 2 Electric Boogaloo
In which our heroes return to the well of the animal kingdom, but the conversation quickly devolves into our trip to the zoo, animals that have wronged us in the past, the dating world and superheroes, because with great power comes... meh.
Childhood Notions
In which our heroes delve into their collective childhoods to work out just what they were thinking? Marvel at the length Jackson’s parents went to keep Santa Clause real, pity Zoe as she insists a cantaloupe is nothing but a peponi and EJ fills in for
Conspiracy Theories
In which our heroes take on the gub'ment and talk conspiracy theories. In a move that could only be perpetrated by body snatches, Zoe has been replaced by the not-at-all sound alike Marley. It's all lizard people, aliens and black helicopters this week! S
The Animal Kingdom
In which our heroes discuss all things animal from which one they relate with most to which ones are terrible at sex and just plain terrible (it's pandas). Jackson brings up ultimate animal fighting and discusses fixing his teacher's spa, Joel ponders why
Vices
In which our heroes discuss their own vices. Zoe divulges her brush with a panty fetishist, Jackson brings Caligula to the table and Joel talks about Se7en. And in a surprise turn of events, Furbys play a large portion of this weeks discussion.
Fear
In which our heroes discuss fears! Jackson reveals his fear of sleep and time travel, Zoe reveals her many fears including touching and gimps with super speed and Joel decides he has a fear of milk. But really, remember kids, the only thing we have to fea