In which our heroes break out the good china, pop some champagne, put on their party hats, and toast to fifty episodes of Shut Up a Second. We wonder if there's a difference between being half dead and half alive, mix up our cereals until it's just chaos

In which our heroes roll on up, buy some peanuts, and try and avoid the clowns. We look at the nutritional value of peanuts, the patience of stupid farm folk and the right way to recruit a freak . Jackson wonders about the prerequisites for being a bearde

In which our heroes orbit the earth, control the tides, and provide light by having the sun reflect off of them. It's a crater filled, desolate adventure as we cruise around in our buggies and talk everything moon. Jackson considers alternate, more amazin

In which our heroes holster their revolvers, walk right into the bar, and order a whiskey straight. It's a gun toting, toothpick chewing, horse riding adventure as the posse explores everything cowboy. Jackson looks at the poop-related struggles of life o

In which our heroes pretend to floss daily and watch out for the silent killer; plague. It’s all things dental as we take an in depth look at teeth. Jackson is downright offended at the gangs blind hatred of soup, Zoe introduces us to the Lovecraftian h

In which our heroes adjust their sunhats, put on their blue denim overalls and start chewing on some wheat to go water them there horses. It’s back breaking labour as we all tend to our own quaint little farm while Jackson extolls the virtues of the hum

In which our heroes strap on their hat-torches, hook in their carabiners, tug twice if anything goes wrong and descend deep into the bowels of the earth. We discuss those giant holes in the ground otherwise known as caves as Jackson does his best to defen

In which our heroes break into the shed and start yanking on cow udders. In the thrilling conclusion to our three part-mini series on the staples, we discuss our favourite white liquid; milk. We’re guzzling as much cow-juice as humanly possible as Jacks

In which out heroes break out of their shells and make some omelettes. In part two of our three part mini-series on the staples, we discuss the best part of a chicken that isn't it's breast, leg or thigh; eggs. We’re walking on eggshells as Jackson pond

In which our heroes take out some greasy meats, a little cheese and some butter from the fridge to make a sandwich. In part one of our three part mini-series on the staples, we discuss the pinnacle of human invention: bread. We go on a carb loaded journey